iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

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cosmo tip #692

expertcosmotips:

gellie-xo:

expertcosmotips:

tell him his dick should be on america’s next top model

what happens if he loses

he doesn’t get to be on top

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i-o-u-a-fall:

so i went to a museum the other day there’s this on the office window of the biology room

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and this is the first one i see

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cloudcuckoolander527:

She is taking none of your sexist, entitled crap today.

(Source: oh-whiskers)

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avelines-butt:

i don’t know what’s funnier the pun or the fact that there’s no crayola products

avelines-butt:

i don’t know what’s funnier the pun or the fact that there’s no crayola products

(Source: tomdaleyshipthrust)

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